When Nature Called, He Drove Through the Door!
>> Friday, October 02, 2026
🚨🚽 WHEN NATURE CALLED… HE HIT THE GAS 🚗💥
Most people facing a bathroom emergency look for the nearest open restroom.
One 60-year-old man in Rosenberg, Texas, apparently chose a more… dramatic route.
At about 4:28 a.m. on September 27, police say the man intentionally accelerated his SUV into the pharmacy entrance of a closed Kroger after discovering the doors were locked.
💥 CRASH.
🚗➡️🏪 SUV: inside the store.
🪟 Glass: everywhere.
🚪 Entrance: seriously damaged.
And the reason?
According to police, he needed to use the restroom and was upset that the doors were locked.
Apparently, “Excuse me, is there a restroom?” became:
“CLEAR THE ENTRANCE!” 😂
Police arrested the man and he was charged with criminal mischief.
Rosenberg Police summed up the situation with a line that probably belongs in the Hall of Fame of extremely dry police humor:
«“I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go…”»
But they strongly advised the public to find a store that is actually open before attempting to “do your business.”
🚻 Lesson of the day:
When nature calls, answer quickly.
But please don't answer with a vehicle. 😂
Because sometimes the fastest way to the bathroom is…
NOT through the front door.
