Weird Candies
>> Tuesday, May 02, 2017
Weird Candies
SPERMIES
The candy who love to swallow. These are obviously a novelty candy that would most likely be found in what we like to call an “adult pleasure boutique” and therefore are meant to be off the wall and, probably, humorous.
PERCY PIGS
Percy Pigs aren’t just shaped like pigs. They’re made (in part) from them. Yes, Percy Pigs contain actual pig, by way of pork gelatin.
UNCLE URNIE’S CANDY ASHES
Uncle Urnie’s Candy Ashes, a sour black cherry flavored candy that’s kind of like pixie stix.
JELLY BABIES
Jelly Babies are basically like Gummi Bears, only instead of bears, they are actually TINY HUMANS. The perfect treat for aspiring cannibals, they come in a variety of colors and flavors, because even cannibals appreciate diversity. They come in lemon, lime, raspberry, orange, and assorted other flavors and absolutely make our skin crawl due to the whole concept around this little snack.
PORKY POOPER
Now, it’s not so much the candy itself that’s gross, it’s the container in which it comes. The candy in question is actually just jelly beans, after all. The problem is, they come out of a pigs butt. And they are brown in color. Basically, this means that someone, sometime thought it would be a hilarious idea to create a candy dispenser that made it appear as though you were eating poop.
