Man Tries To Steal Communion Wafers

During mass, Jonathan Ricci accepted a communion wafer, but he walked away before he took the the communion into his mouth. This got him some unwanted attention from a priest, and in response, Ricci grabbed for a handful of wafers and tried to leave.

After all, the "body of Christ" is oh-so-tasty.

Since Communion is very serious business, pairshoners didn't take Ricci's gluttony too well. While people attempted to detain our Christ-hungry criminal, Ricci became livid, scuffling with his captors, and landing himself in the slammer.

Ricci was slapped with theft (The approximate 15 wafers are valued at $1), battery, and disrupting a religious assembly.

From: Perez Hilton